The Federation of New Thevia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 143 million Thevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Thevian economy, worth 5.81 trillion thevian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,613 thevian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Thevia's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Thevia is ranked 76,805^th in the world and 137^th in Declansburg for Safest, scoring 92.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.